So we need to laugh!!! If we're honest, with so many things to bother us, upset us, frustrate us, get us off our game so to speak and the truth is, all of these problems and more will be there when we look again so......... Time To Laugh!!!
Forward Friday is our cue to laugh. Laughter is good medicine, strengthens our immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects us from the damaging effects of stress.
I know some do not believe my humor is next level but let these humorous jokes grow on you and you may just laugh!!!!
So enjoy the jokes and laugh because it really does matter!!
Let's Get Into This:
Those Questions Keep Coming
If a child refuses to take a nap..............
Is he resisting arrest?
What type of pictures do teeth take?
A tooth pic!!!
I'm a kleptomaniac....
Sometimes it gets really bad and I have to take something for it!!!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows
Other Reasons People Are Suing McDonald’s
Red clown hairs found in the Apple Pies
Cashiers were forced to stop saying, “ Would you like a good heart specialist with that?”
Had to discontinue “Find A Rusty Nail In Your Big Mac” promotional game.
Happy meal may induce violent mood swings.
Killed the new combination salad dressing/sunblock.
The Secret of Secret Sauce? A little something called Vicks Vapo Rub
A woman from Toronto ate 3 big Macs at one sitting and she inflated so fast that her car turned over.
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...
Q. Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A. Because Love means nothing to them.
What do you call 23 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Final?
The Toronto Maple Leafs!
Sorry Leaf Fans....
Some Really Bad Dad Jokes
Some people really like snails to eat; they must not like fast food.
Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house.
What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.
And That’s How The Fight Started
I asked my husband, “why does do you keep twisting your marriage ring on your finger?” He said, “I am trying to figure out the combination.” And THAT’s how the fight started!
This guy went shopping for a sports shirt but found the largest size too tight. He asked his wife, "Where do I go from here?" she said, "To the gym!" And THAT's how the fight started!!
My buddy’s wife decided to always be honest with each other no matter what, so as they prepared for a date, she remarked, "I'm fat." He said, "No you're not." she said, "My hair is awful." My husband said, "It looks great." she said, "I've never looked worse." My husband replied, "Yes, you have." And THAT's how the fight started!!
Reasons Why One Doesn’t Want To Become A Coffee Addict
An addict would have thought CPR stood for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”
Don’t have to lick the coffeepot clean.
Won’t have to spend family vacations visiting "Maxwell House."
Don’t call All your kids "Joe."
"Sweet & Low." Is not the only source of nutrition
The Taster's Choice couple would have adopted us.
Not upset our birthday is not a national holiday in Brazil
If they had cats, they wouldn’t have to name them "Cream" and "Sugar."
Don’t have introduce the spouse as coffee mate.
Didn’t have to name the donkey Juan Valdez.
Last 2 Things:
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
And finally
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Some Good Medicine
Did you know: Stress can hamper our immune system; a good chuckle can help. A study even found that watching a one-hour humorous video reduced stress hormone secretion and helped the immune system counter viruses and bacteria.
Even The Bible Has Some good medicine regarding laughter...
Proverbs 15:13 A glad heart makes a happy face
Ecclesiastes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A Jewish proverb says, "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Paul, a first-Century follower of Jesus, emphasized hope: "May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope. . ."
Those Biblical writers have some good advice then and now, practical stuff for everyday life. So yes, it's been tough and I know I've been ticked off with a lot of things lately but boy isn't good to laugh??
So this weekend....... Laugh!!! Even the bad dad jokes deserve half a chuckle!!
Laughing with you this weekend!!!!!!
Dave
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