A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
I looked up into the sky and asked for a bike, but I know it doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
There's a fine line between hugging and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
And Finally, The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Hope you took a minute to smile! Laughter for the soul!!!!!
Dave
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